Kate McKinnon’s killer Rudy Giuliani popped up raunchy in the middle of the spoof presidential debate on “Saturday Night Live’s” cold open, claiming he was jerkily digging out a mic stuck in his crotch.
Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) struggled to hold his temper, debating with himself: “Don’t do it, Joe. Don’t retaliate, even though his kids are a bunch of charity-scamming write-offs looking like they just came out of a two-week Vegas coke binge.”
Maya Rudolph’s Kristen Welk started the debate off explaining the new mute button to cut off an interrupting candidate. “It was either that or tranq darts,” but Trump has a “high tolerance to those since his COVID treatments,” she noted.
Asked what he’ll say to people who don’t vote for him, Baldwin’s Trump responded: “Hola.”
In his concluding remarks, “Trump” boasted: “We had the lowest unemployment numbers in all categories: Blacks, Asians, Latinxes, brunettes, MILFs, LGBTQAnon. In conclusion, New York is a ghost town, kids love cages and Joe Biden is from Kenya.”
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